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The Geek Code
Welcome to: THE GEEK CODE THE STATUS OF THE GEEK CODE: The Geek Code is basicly a (small) part of Internet history. When I did the first incarnation of the code back in '93, it was as a lark. Eventually, it evolved into the form you see online now and has remained virtually unchanged since that time. I've always meant to, and still hope to, someday get back to the code and release a new version ...
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Elsop Humor for Webmasters
LinkScan Finds Broken Links and Creates SiteMaps. Developed by Electronic Software Publishing Corporation (Elsop) ...
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Welcome to DigiCrime
A fatal exception has occurred in your perception of security and reliability. Please stand by while Digicrime peforms an attitude adjustment. Click here to continue... !!! ...
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The Chronicles of George
The Chronicles of George Want to talk about George Hit the discussion boards! What is this site FAQs About George The Goods Navigation Page Jump to Page 1 George Forums Keeper's Blog Index Archive Welcome to the Chronicles of George. This web site is a collection of helpdesk tickets gleaned from the support database of my previous job. I was employed there for twenty months, and during that ...
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The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer
By Tom Murphy VII - Copyright 1998 When you work in a job where you are constantly using computers for long enough, you develop a certain anxious feeling which can pretty much only be cured by beating the hell out of an old computer or two. However, since this can be extremely frustrating and nerve-wracking if done incorrectly, I am providing for fellow techies and interested persons an ...
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Omri's Computer Humor Page
Everybody loves a good laugh... I've made this list of Computer Humor for all you computer crazed out there. I didn't make these up, but picked them up from different locations. Enjoy! #include std.disclaimer Songs / Poems B Write in C The Times Are Changin' American Pie - Hacker Style Eleanor Rigby - Hacker Style From Dr. Suess ... Core Dumped Blues The system's gonna crash Song ...
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Duckshit.com
THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT Click Here To See! Search For Humor: Make Duckshit Your Homepage | Add Duckshit To Your Favorites | Tell A Friend About Duckshit.com Regular Features : : The Daily Duck : : Yo Mama Jokes : : Piss Funny Pics : : Taliban Jokes : : Workplace Fun : : Top 10 Lists : : Lewd Limericks Jokes Yo Mama Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Blonde Jokes Stupid Pictures Sports, Naughty, Animals, ...
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LAPTOP LAFFSLaptop Laplaffs
WELCOME TO Keep an eye out for a couple of hidden easter-eggs and three tips to their location. SUBJECTS Show Doc Shame Win ME or Win Me NOT! * The * Final * Insult * Pick-a-Pair-Of-Portables FREE: Laptop Screensaver Into The Jaws of Death 3 Sided Nightmares Kill the Screen Snatcher! Big Bad Bully Busted Patch Overrun Vulnerability Our Favourite Flames MS Brings Open Source to the Web All ...
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Toxic Custard Computing
Dictionary of Computing A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ... Backspace - The most used key on the keyboard ... Linuxitus - An odd ailment, now known to cause irrational hatred of Microsoft. ... RAM - What you do when the plug won't quite fit into the socket. Articles Melissa: One among thousands - The number of times I've had the Good Times virus warning and its clones arrive ...
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SatireWire | THE TOUGHEST DECISION: Assisted Computing Facilities
For family members, it's often the most difficult and painful decision they will face: to accept that a loved one -- a parent, a spouse, perhaps a sibling -- is technologically impaired and should no longer be allowed to live independently, or come near a computer or electronic device without direct supervision. The time has come to place that loved one into the care of an Assisted Computing ...
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CD-ROM's in the Microwave
CD-ROM's in the Microwave What do you do with obsolete CD-ROM's I cook mine in a microwave oven. Directions Place CD-ROM on a small paper cup in the center of the oven. The CD-ROM should be at least an inch above the bottom of the oven and far from the sides. Turn out the room lights for best visual effects. Caution! be ready to stop the oven when the CD-ROM starts to smoke. The smoke smells ...
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Step By Step 3 - How to destroy your computer!
Dan's Data T-shirts! Dan's recommended reading list How To Destroy Your Computer Originally published in Australian Personal Computer Magazine, January 1998. Last updated 04/04/02. Give Dan some money! (and no-one gets hurt) Search Dan's Data Search WWW This page has, for difficult-to-fathom reasons, won some awards. Here are three of the less cheesy ones: PC Computing Site of the Day, May 25th ...
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The Village Online: Feature Articles
Reality. What a concept. Bytes. Bit by bit. Confused So is Ron Enderland. C'mon in and catch up on the Bald Guy's take on this whole computing thing. Maybe you'll find that reality doesn't byte. It's actually kind of funny! Check out these great Reality Bytes articles! The newest articles are at the top, the oldest at the bottom. Unresolved Rivalries Synchronization It's Not a Flaw, It's a ...
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Hacker Purity Test
THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0 From NutWorks, the former Bitnet humour group Submitted-by: claudio@amsoft.imp.com (Claudio Nieder, Uster, Switzerland) Preface: 06.16.89 This test was conceived and written by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas at the end of the spring semester, 1989. It has gone through many revisions prior to this initial release, and will undoubtedly go through many more.
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Calamari Wolfland -- An Internet Creation Company
An Internet Creation Company Web Design & Development by Regan Wolfrom Current Projects About Me My Resume Contact The CW Way: A Form-and-Function Web Site doesn't need to be the SAME as all the others! Calamari Wolfland http://www.wolfland.com Suite 151, 35-2855 Pembina Hwy Winnipeg, MB Canada R3T 2H5 Phone: (204) 261-8996 Fax: (204) 284-8680 E-mail: wolfland@wolfland.com ...
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The Amish Laptop
The Amish have a Laptop! How are they getting on the Internet Come here to find out. DD-Parodies:The Best Parody Site on the Web. We poke fun at everything. Visit us to see our Pork n Beanie Babies, CyberTan, Amish Laptop and more ...
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Creative Uses for Obsolete Technology
Creative Uses for Obsolete Technology For about a year, ITAC ran a contest that awarded an evolution Mouse-Trak to anyone who submitted a creative use for obsolete technology. The following are the winners plus some of our own examples. Use #1 Old Mouse as a Puppy toy Use #2 Helmet submitted by Brian Bauder Use #3 35mm Carousel as a Fondue Tray Use #4 Video Game Player as a Bird Feeder Use #5 ...
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Artificial Intelligence Koans
Artificial Intelligence Koans (Contributed by scott@vidox.com) A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly: You can not fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong. Knight turned the machine off and on. The machine worked. One day a student came to Moon and ...
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Please Spam Me!
PLEASE SPAM ME! Let's face it -- spam is the anti-Christ. Not the imitation ham, but the junk e-mail that floods our boxes every day. I was never really bothered very much by spam until I checked my Juno mail for the first time in a couple of months -- 130 new messages, EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS SPAM. So, through Juno and simply having my name out there on the Internet, I have gotten some downright ...
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Virus Alert and important information about The Goodtimes Email Virus
Last update: 14th of December 1998. This server is located in Ljubljana, Slovenia (Central Europe, see picture below). This site was mentioned in Yahoo! Internet Life. If you have some virus that is not listed here, fill out this form. Also check out the virus page with real virus information and links. * Important information about The Goodtimes Email Virus * What you should know before making ...
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Mr. Carpio's Wacky Computer Cures
Step right up and let Mr. Carpio educate and rid you of your computer woes! Below are tried and true prescriptions for computer blues and frustrations actually posted on the Net. If you ever have computer problems -- who doesn't -- then perhaps my solutions may just hold some answers. Copying programs to diskette in Windows 95. Turning off computers when not in use. Home PC buying advice. A ...
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MISinformation: The Only Newsletter of Computer Humor
The First and Only Newsletter of Computer Humor Programmers Humor Comedy Jokes Computer Humor Comedy Jokes Windows Humor Comedy Jokes Windows 95 Humor Comedy Jokes IBM Humor Comedy Jokes Computer Humor Comedy Jokes PC Humor Comedy Jokes Workstation Humor Comedy Jokes Network Humor Comedy Jokes Computer Humor Comedy Jokes Technical Humor Comedy Jokes Mainframe Humor Comedy Jokes OS/390 Humor ...
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Arrows
The ARROW Homepage Dedicated To The Pursuit Of Technologically Advanced Nomenclature This all began over a discussion about what to call these little buttons. You see, they are used in a certain software program to change the numbers located next to them. This, in turn, would allocate certain parameters within the program itself. Now, unsure if there was an official title given to these ...
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Sickgraph.com - your guide to the internet...
Sickgraph .com Looking for something Welcome to sickgraph.com. We've collected a list of resource sites to help you find exactly what you're looking for. Find what you're looking for below or use the search box on the left. Thanks for visiting and we hope you we've made your internet experience a little better. Resources Small Business Marketing, Office Products, Human Resources Web & eCommerce ...
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